" I, Gavin MacKenzie, sexy cowboy man of Baker City, Oregon... being of sound mind and hot body... do hereby declare that I love you, Andie Marks, lawyer extraordinaire, and want to be married to you until I'm so old, I either die or my pecker falls off. [...] I will have sex with you wherever you want, and I will always give you the option to be on top if that's what will make you happy. Blowjobs will always be optional but appreciated. [...] I will change diapers when called for, both for our children and for you when you're old and decrepit. I will never spit in public or burp too loudly or say mean things about your friends. [...] And finally..., [...] I promise never to raise mt hand against you in anger or tell you that you're useless or threaten to hurt people who you love. Ten-for, over and out, happily ever after. Those are my vows."

Shine Not Burn

  Elle Casey